Category: Game

  • Size Me Up 1.4.0

    Size Me Up 1.4.0

    Oh, hey there.

    TLDR


    >>Update has not been cooking for 2 years, its been delayed heavily by my other work, various life factors such as horrible living conditions (shitty house, caring for landlady who has dementia), moving, getting covid, etc.<<


    To start Mitsuki’s story, fuck every girl, and then go to your room. 

    This is update 1/3, update 2/3 should be in the next 3 weeks with 3/3 coming a month or so after that.

    Do not view this as an entire, single, update. View it more as a piece of a greater update, given the scope, time, and various other factors involved, I thought it’d be best to break up the single largest update yet into smaller pieces. This update is more of a. . .life pulse, the start of the main event, if you will.

    The entire game is being updated sequentially, so, everything is liable to change.

    This is MAINLY story based. Text, with placeholder backgrounds/sex/character art that WILL be updated VERY soon.

    This project is far from dead and anyone who says otherwise, did not reach out to me, personally. Which is rather easy to do either on my twitch https://www.twitch.tv/kleinvoimond , or on my discord directly. 

    Buckle up, fuckos. I’m making this my main project for now.

    -Kv

  • Size Me Up 1.3.5

    Size Me Up 1.3.5

    Simple bugfix patch

    – removed experimental sex from mitsuki
    – most likely fixed the wife chasing you down (never experienced it)

    – fixed the Avarice/Average scene
    – fixed most of the bugs presented by user takou33

    Clarifications
    – plant girls are just eyecandy until I figure out the sex-system more. I need feedback for if you guys like the sex-work and want to see it expanded enough to replace the current lobby-girl’s screen.

    – wife doesn’t do anything just yet (except apparently lock you down [its like poetry])

    – bar is still just a stand in

    – stat screen isn’t a thing just yet

    There are few more bugs I tackled but can’t remember, will continue to update until it seems like we’ve ironed out any remaining core issues. Until then, thank you so much for playing!

  • V1.3.4 – Cumbat update

    V1.3.4 – Cumbat update

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    Its here. The newest update that brings roughly 3x the content to the game.
    Theres soo much I’ve added and I’m not sure if I can even properly recall everything but here’s the most basic of things.

    New art
    Combat 

    Girls can move

    More events

    Unfinished art!

    More character creation!

    New sex work system

    Its janky as fuck

    You’ll probably crash!

    Save often.

    And so much more. 

    I’m really fucking tired, but, hopeful that everything I’ve added makes the game just a little more, a little more *mwah* complete. You know?

    So, please don’t hurt me too much with my glitchy code, I’m learning so many new things and improving old code as I go along. What I have here today is NOTHING like v1.0. So, yeah, I’m proud of myself!

    Uauhuahauh thats it, have fun, cum, or don’t . Just remember

    Save. Often.

    ~Kv

  • v 1.2.4

    v 1.2.4

    V 1.2.3 was uploaded a while ago but I forgot to add the changes in its devlog, I didn’t forget to write it, I just missed the tiny ass “publish” box. Ah oh well.

    Anyways, extremely minor change.

    – Can now skip shower scene by leaving at the first time.

  • v 1.2.3 Minor fixes

    v 1.2.3 Minor fixes

    Minor (technically major but whatever) fixes.

    Pregnancy should work now. That means, there shouldnt be anymore problems with only one person saying something, or someone overriding another, or Tristana taking everyone’s pregnancies for her own. 

    Fixed the error with Mitsuki appearing in the store despite it saying she wasn’t there

    Fixed minor graphics error on sleep sex scene
    expunged filtration port
    Updated penis measurements, no longer can you make a 0 inch penis

    Updated height for more appropriate average heights, no longer can you be 0 inches tall

    Again I’m still learning this whole coding thing so expect more bugs, but at this point there should be considerably LESS bugs than ever before. Let me know if any persist, there might be one about several variables not existing but it really shouldn’t be there.

  • Minor save fixes (again)

    Minor save fixes (again)

    Hey just letting you know I should have permanently fixed the save bug, now your progress should actually persist! Again if there are any further issues or problems please let me know. Given I’m a one cat devteam I appreciate ya’lls feedback and patience! 

  • v1.2.2

    v1.2.2

    Minor updates to fix asset issues and save issues.

  • v1.2.0 Released!

    v1.2.0 Released!

    Hello! Hello hello hello! 

    New update is out, there is a. . .lot, of things I did for this one, the leap from 1.0 to 1.1 vs 1.1 to 1.2 is so great that I question my decision making skills for this release.

    I’ll try to write a full changelog but there is just so. . .fucking much I did I’m bound to forget some things.
    -New art

    -New sex-work system

    -Two. . .three? New events

    -(actual)Animations(they’re kinda shit)

    -A new girl, Avarice! She plays as the anti-Nat, so to speak

    -Some more spooky events, check the library after day 5

    -updated some codes

    -updated som UIs

    -condoms! (make sure they fit)

    -grew a store room

    -grew a work room

    -can buy items

    -three introductions to the girls

    -some other stuff

    -I think minor touch ups on the pregnancy system?

    So yeah, theres now like. . .maybe 10 more minutes worth of content for yall to enjoy if you blitz through it baha, but hey its another step right?  Aaaah what else. . .oh ok, so I’ll be going quiet again for another month or two, I still have to finish my primary project which is a 40 minute long, 3D animation. So sorry for the long delay but ey, I promise to make it up to ya, okay?

    Ah. . .yeah thats it. I fucking hope the errors and bugs are a minimum, there probably are tons, I’m a 1 cat devteam so please report them to me and I’ll (actually) update the game to squash the bugs as they are found. 

    Anywho, seeeeeee yaaaaaall!

    Kv~

    P.s. Remember to try. Try and try and try. It doesn’t matter how many times it doesn’t work out, you’ve only lost, you’ve only failed, if you stop trying. You may have to put it on the backburner for a few days, months, or even years. But hold that finish line in your minds eye and you’ll make it! I believe in you!

  • v 1.2.1

    v 1.2.1

    Hey guys, minor update with some quality of life additions.


    Fixed several bugs, some of which were surrounding Avarice and Mitsuki

    Added day/month/season  tracker below clock

    Added new dialogue for girls when they’re pregnant and you’re prompted for a condom

    Added back in the “skip day” button

    Thats all, see yas~!

  • Upcoming changes.

    Upcoming changes.

    Hello everyone! Sorry its been so long without a proper update! I’ve been busy with my current longform animation project (check my twitter if you like monster stuff!) and now that I’ve put out a small teaser for it, I’m shifting back to developing the game for this month! 

    So, what kind of progress have I made? A new girl will soon be added to the game as well as a whole slew of bugfixes. I plan on adding two or more new characters, unique scenes between girls, and overhauling several other UI elements to make navigation easier for the player.

    But something I wanted to ask all of you is the following. 

    SMU is quickly growing out of hand with what I have planned, each girl requires a large amount of custom art and coding, and originally this game was supposed to be a fun little interactive experience where you can measure various (or your actual) dick size to different characters from multiple IPs. 

    If each girl I added came with 3 outfits, multiple lines of dialogue, pregnancy, a hormone cycle, custom encounters etc, it’d be an absolute nightmare to keep them all in line and put content out in a timely manner.

    So, because I already had an idea in place for being able to change your character in game, I thought why not add an actual game mechanic to it? My idea is to have the player take on a role as an escort where various characters will be brought in, pay the player, and a standard sex scene will take place. Over time if the community likes a certain character they may be brought into the fold as a fully realized NPC with all the bells and whistles that come with it. 

    Not only would this allow me to bring a wider variety of characters for you all, but it’d also allow me to play with random NPC generation too!

    Other than that, thats all for now. Back to work on the game I go!